100 Best Maid of Honor Speech Quotes (Funny Bridesmaid)
Welcome to our collection of heartwarming and memorable Maid of Honor speech quotes and one-liners.
As you prepare to stand by your best friend or sister’s side, it’s important to find the right words to capture the essence of your friendship and the love you share.
In this blog post, you’ll find a delightful mix of sweet, funny, and sentimental quotes that will perfectly complement your speech, ensuring a tear-jerking moment for the entire audience.
I have personally photographed and helped plan over 500 weddings (that means I have heard over 500 Maid of Honor speeches). I have seen what works well when it comes to MOH speeches and what gets a great reaction from couples and wedding guests.
If you would like a free Maid of Honor speech writing template and outline, you can download a free printable PDF from the bottom of this article.
Here is what we cover in this article:
- Funny Maid of Honor speech quotes
- Movie quotes for your Maid of Honor speech
- MOH speech quotes for your best friend
- Quotes and lines for your Maid of Honor speech to your sister
- Funny one-liners to use in your Maid of Honor speech
- Quotes about love and marriage to use in your MOH speech
Funny Quotes For Maid of Honor Speech
Here are a few funny quotes that you can add to your Maid of Honor speech:
- “As the maid of honor, I’ve been given two minutes to speak…but as (Bride’s name)’s best friend, I’ve got about 20 years of stories to tell.”
- “Like the perfect mini-skirt…my speech is going to be long enough to cover the essentials and short enough to hold your attention.”
- “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller
- “It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
- “Don’t ever stop dating your wife and don’t ever stop flirting with your husband.”
- “Husbands and wives are so irritating. But without them…who would we blame for misplacing our socks?” – Janet Periat
- “One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms.” – Michelle Obama
- “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
- “Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature.”
- “A great marriage is where each partner secretly thinks they got the better deal.”
- “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house…you can never tell.“ – Joan Crawford
Movie Quotes For Your Maid of Honor Speech
We asked our readers what some of their favorite romantic movie quotes were and what they would pick to use in their Maid of Honor speech.
We took some of the quotes that we received multiple submissions for and put together examples of how you could use each of those quotes in your Maid of Honor or Matron of Honor speech.
Here are the examples:
1.) When Harry Met Sally: “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
Here is a way that you can use the quote:
“Today, as we celebrate the love of (name) and (name), I’m reminded of the line from When Harry Met Sally…’When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.’ And now, your life together has officially begun. Cheers to a lifetime of love, laughter, and happiness!”
2.) Love Actually: “After all, to me, you are perfect.”
Here is an example of how you could use the quote:
“There is a quote from the movie Love Actually that I love. It says ‘After all, to me, you are perfect.’ As you embark on this new chapter together, never forget that you are perfect for each other just as you are. Here’s to a lifetime of love, joy, and embracing each other’s imperfections. Cheers to the happy couple!”
3.) Sleepless in Seattle: “It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together.”
Here is an example of the quote being used in a speech:
“Your love story reminds me of the movie Sleepless in Seattle. It is made up of a million tiny little things that…when added up…mean you were always meant to be together. May you cherish all the little moments that make your love unique and special. Cheers to a lifetime of unforgettable memories!”
4.) The Notebook: “The best love is the kind that awakens the soul.”
Here is a great example of how to use this beautiful quote in your Maid of Honor speech:
“Ladies and gentlemen, as we gather here today to celebrate the love between (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name), I can’t help but think of a quote from one of my favorite movies…The Notebook. It says, “The best love is the kind that awakens the soul.” Today, we have witnessed that very kind of love…a love that transcends time, distance, and challenges. It’s the kind of love that has the power to awaken our souls and inspire us all. So, let’s raise our glasses and toast to (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name), whose love has undoubtedly awakened their souls and brought them together in this beautiful union. Cheers to a lifetime of love, laughter, and soul-awakening moments!”
5.) Jerry Maguire: “You complete me.”
Here is an example of this great quote being used in a Maid of Honor speech to a best friend:
“As I stand here today alongside my beautiful best friend (Bride’s Name), I am reminded of a quote from the movie Jerry Maguire. You know the quote…”You complete me.” This sentiment perfectly encapsulates the love and partnership that (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name) share.
When I look at these two amazing people, I can see how they truly complete each other. They support one another…complement each other’s strengths…and always strive to bring out the best in each other. Their love has not only brought them happiness but has also inspired those around them.
So…as we raise our glasses to toast this amazing couple, let us celebrate the beautiful bond they share and the love that completes them. To (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name)…may your love continue to grow and complete you both for a lifetime. Cheers!”
6.) Juno: “The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.”
Here’s how you could use this quote in your Maid of Honor (or Matron of Honor) speech:
“There’s a quote from the movie Juno that comes to mind today. It says “The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.” In (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name)…we see a couple who cherishes each other’s unique qualities, embracing one another wholeheartedly. Let’s raise our glasses to celebrate their love and the beautiful journey they’re embarking on. To (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name)…may you continue loving each other just as you are. Cheers!”
7.) 50 First Date: “Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You’re the girl of my dreams, and apparently, I’m the man of yours.”
Here is the perfect way to use this amazing quote:
“As we celebrate the love between (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name) I’m reminded of a quote from the movie 50 First Dates. It goes…”Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You’re the girl of my dreams…and apparently, I’m the man of yours.” This heartwarming sentiment embodies the beautiful connection that these two share.
(Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name) have found in each other their perfect match…their dream partners…and their keys to a full and happy life. Their love is a testament to the power of finding that one person who truly completes us and makes us the best version of ourselves.
So…let’s raise our glasses to this incredible couple who have found their dream partners in each other. To (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name)…may your love continue to grow and flourish throughout your lives together. Cheers!”
8.) Step Brothers: “Did we just become best friends!?”
Here is a way that you could use this quote in your MOH speech:
“As I look at these two wonderful people, I’m reminded of a line from the movie Step Brothers: “Did we just become best friends?” This quote mirrors the bond (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name) share, as they found not only love but also a deep friendship in one another. Their connection is a beautiful reminder that the foundation of a lasting relationship is the friendship between two people.
Let’s raise our glasses to celebrate the love between (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name). May their journey together be filled with laughter, joy, and the unwavering friendship they’ve found in each other. Cheers!”
9.) Frozen: “Some people are worth melting for.” (check out this article for over 100 more Disney quotes to use in your Maid of Honor speech)
Here is a sweet way to use this quote in your Maid of Honor toast:
“Friends and family…as we witness the love between (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name), I’m reminded of a touching quote from the movie Frozen. Olaf says “Some people are worth melting for.” This sentiment captures the essence of their relationship, as they have found someone in each other who is truly worth every sacrifice and challenge. As we toast to their love and future, let’s celebrate the warmth and devotion they share. To (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name), may your lives together be filled with moments that make your hearts melt with joy. Cheers!
10.) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”
Here is how you could use this quote in your toast:
“As we celebrate (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name) today, I am reminded of the incredible journey they have embarked upon together. Their love, loyalty, and commitment to each other have been truly inspiring. Their story reminds me of a quote from one of my favorite movies, ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.’ It goes like this: ‘I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.’
This quote perfectly captures the essence of their love and the promise they have made to each other. As they begin this new chapter in their lives, I am certain that they will face all of life’s adventures and challenges side by side, with unwavering love and support for one another.
So, let us raise our glasses and toast to (Bride’s Name) and (Groom’s Name). May your love continue to grow and flourish throughout your lifetime together, and may you always remember that you have chosen to share this one lifetime with each other, rather than facing the ages of the world alone. Cheers!”
Here is a few more popular movie quotes that you could use for your Maid of Honor speech:
“You’ve got a friend in me.” – Toy Story
You can use this quote to emphasize the strong friendship between you and the bride, as well as the support she can expect from her new spouse.
“I’ll never let go.” – Titanic
You can use this quote to emphasize the strength of the couple’s commitment to each other, as well as your own commitment to supporting their relationship.
“After all, to me, you are perfect.” – Love Actually
This quote can be a great way to express your admiration for the couple and to remind them that they are perfect for each other just as they are.
Maid of Honor Quotes For Speech To Best Friend
Here are some of the best quotes to use in your Maid of Honor speech to your best friend:
- “A good friend knows all your best stories, but a best friend has lived them with you.”
- “Friends are the siblings God never gave us.”
- “Side by side or miles apart, best friends are always close to the heart.”
- “We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered. – A.A. Milne, “Winnie-the-Pooh”
- “Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them.” – Anna Taylor
- “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
- “A best friend is someone who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.”
- “A best friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
Maid of Honor Quotes For Your Sister
Check out these great quotes and lines to use in your Maid of Honor speech to your sister:
- “Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.” – Amy Li
- “Our roots say we’re sisters, our hearts say we’re friends.”
- “Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.”
- “Sisters are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring, quite often the hard way.” – Pamela Dugdale
- “You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up…as soon as I stop laughing.”
- “Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.” – Pam Brown
- “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” – Linda Sunshine
- “We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.”
- “There is no better friend than a sister…and there is no better sister than you.”
- “When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count.”
- “Back off! I have a sister, and I’m not afraid to use her!”
- “Sisters are the ones you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.”
- “Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected their own secret language of smiles, sniffs, gasps, sighs, winks, and eye rolls.”
- “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.” – Linda Sunshine
- “If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger, crazier sister behind her. That’s who you don’t want to mess with!”
- “My sister has the best sister in the world!”
- “I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.”
- “I may not always be there with you…but I will always be there for you.”
- “Sisters are like cats. They claw each other all the time but still snuggle up and daydream together.”
- “Sister to sister we will always be…a couple of nuts off the family tree.”
Funny Lines (One-Liners) For Maid of Honor Speech
If you are looking for a quick one-liner to add to your MOH speech, you will love these lines:
- “Love is like a rollercoaster…you may scream…you may throw up…but you’ll always want to ride again.”
- “Marriage is like a walk in the park…Jurassic Park.”
- “The key to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms.”
- “Love is like a campfire…it warms your heart and sometimes burns your pants.”
- “Marriage…a relationship in which one person is always right and one person is the husband.”
- “I’m going to enjoy giving this speech because it is the only 5 minutes of the day that (bride’s name) didn’t get to plan (trust me…she tried!).”
- “Being married is HAPPUSTRATED…happy and frustrated at the same time.”
- “Marriage is an endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo.”
- “Love is like a seesaw…the ups and downs can be scary or they can be fun.”
- “Here’s to making sure that most of your ups and downs happen in the bedroom.”
- “(Bride’s name)…put your left hand on the table. (Groom’s name)…put your hand on top of hers. (Groom’s name)…enjoy this moment, because this is the last time that you will have the upper hand in this relationship!”
- “(Name and Name)…I’d like you to look into each other’s eyes. Really look into each other’s eyes. Now remember…this is the person who is statistically most likely to murder you.” Raise your glasses and let’s toast to a lifetime of love, laughter, and keeping each other on their toes. Cheers!”
Love Quotes To Use In Your Maid of Honor or Matron of Honor Speech
Here are some perfect quotes about love that you could add to your Maid of Honor speech. Use one of these quotes to help write your speech…
- “I know you have found true love because your eyes reflect happiness.”
- “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
- “Love is the water of life, drink deeply.” – Michael Scott (The Office)
- “To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.” – David Viscott
- “Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” – Maya Angelou
- “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss
- “There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.” – George Sand
- “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao Tzu
- “Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.” – Nicholas Sparks
- “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle
- “Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” – Robert A. Heinlein
- “We are most alive when we’re in love.” – John Updike
- “In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.” – Paul McCartney
- “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn
- “The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.” – William Lyon Phelps
- “All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us.”
- “Be one another’s favorite place to go to when your minds search for peace.”
- “A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
- “The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.”
More Maid of Honor Speech Resources
Here are some other articles that we have put together that you might find helpful when writing your Maid of Honor or Matron of Honor speech:
- How to write the perfect Maid of Honor speech
- Amazing examples (with video) or Maid of Honor speeches
- How to start your Maid of Honor speech
- How to end your Maid of Honor speech
- 100+ Disney quotes for Maid of Honor speech
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